I have a new stalker. And possibly mono, according to my friends.

My new stalker is on Friendster, where I have been living for the past month. He's not so hot with the English. All of his testimonials are incomprehensible (sp?) but the message he left me was quite clear: sooooo pretty!!! can we b fwendz?

Yah. So this mono thing ... See, I got pretty sick Valentine's weekend but got over it within a week. Then 2 Mondays ago I felt ike total shit, threw up for the first non-alcohol-related time in forever, and had a fever that made me feel like I was on fire. The sickness calmed down by Thursday and I partied my ass off on Saturday. My relapse was this past Thursday morning when I woke up at 8 because I couldn't breathe. Since then it's been downhill. I'm asleep before 1 and I sleep until around noon with strong temptations to nap during the day.

Erik claims I got mono from that chick I made out with at G-A-Y bar, but I think he's just jealous and wants to continue playing out the lesbian fantasy. Who am I to judge?

later days

p.s. I made some ground beef and minced some garlic to eat it with yesterday and now I smell like garlic all over.

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